Sean Salisbury Has an iPhone and He's Not Afraid to Use it

Two weeks ago, Sean Salisbury, former NFL quarterback, ESPN analyst, and financial guru, was canned from his most recent gig as a Dallas-area radio host. Salisbury's publicist said the parting was amicable, although Deadspin's A.J. Daulerio heard otherwise.

And now, 13 days after Deadspin first posted the story, Salisbury* has e-mailed Daulerio to get a few things off his chest.

UPDATE, 5:30 PM ET: Salisbury continues his assault on the English language, common sense and, oh, right, Deadspin. Also: let me be the first to say that I'm guessing John Clayton is behind all this.

This is salisbury and I just want u to know ur guys lies and carelessness about CBS and espn stories has not only ruined my reputation but has cost me jobs so prepare urself for a lawsuit so big I will own deadspin u will be asked to give up ur sources so since u guys have cost me more than alot of money my only goal in my career is to ruin u like u have me. Sadly I tried to be honest with you and you have continually written lies. So you and a few major media networks arebeing sued. And put this on ur careless website. I kept a journal for 13 years at espn and a tell all book will be released in months to come. Book title: espn exposed. The truth inside the r rated company. So ur lies about a cell phone incident that is a lie and the reason I left CBS radio that u guys lied about. The time has come and I won't stop until the truth is told and deadspin is exposed.

[Sic]tastic, indeed. Gretz astutely noted that, "It's an amazing response, considering that it appears to be written by a two-thumbed Czech using an iPhone with only Chinese characters."

Yes, but unhinged diatribes transcend language. Or spell-checks.

As for Salisbury's reputation, I'm pretty sure Deadspin doesn't have anything to worry about.

* This has to be a joke.