The NFL issued its new social media policy before the 2009 season and it prohibits players, coaches and other team personnel from using Twitter 90 minutes before games until the conclusion of their media responsibilities afterward.
And since that means no tweets for a five-hour window on Sundays, we just decided to make them up. Yep, fake NFL tweets. It's come to that.*
* In case it's not clear, these tweets are fake. As in not real.