YouTube Film Session: Brandon Marshall

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Brandon Marshall's 51-yard touchdown grab was filthy. That's why you've seen it a million times between SportsCenter, NFL Live and the 17 blogs in your bookmark bar.

But after the jump, Back Porch goes inside the play that had Chris Berman howling, "Whaaaat? Whaaat?"

Part 1: The Decision

Here we notice quarterback Kyle Orton taking a calculated risk. The cornerback is draped over Marshall. Not to mention that he is hidden behind the intrusive Fox scoreboard. "No matter," thinks Orton. "Brandon is seven-foot-twelve." Piece of cake.

Part 2: Vindication

By the grace of God, Orton's thinking pays off. So does his noodle arm. The underthrown ball allows Marshall to come back and make the play over Terence Newman. Pass completed. Suck it, Romo.

Part 3: The Prominade

Here we see Cowboys defenders opting not to do their job. Tackling is lame, they say. In their defense, Daniel Graham employs a textbook Creed block. With arms wide open, he's impenetrable.

Part 4: The Embrace

Sure, Marshall asked to be traded. Sure, he was suspended during training camp. Water under the bridge. And nothing says gleeful man-hug quite like pink gloves.

Part 5: Closure

No touchdown celebration would be complete without an awkward, white dude high-five. Here it is. Not going to touch what Knowshon Moreno is doing back there. Some things are best left unmentioned.