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Several years ago Chicago Tribune writer Rick Morrissey -- likely blinded by the seersucker suit, the afro and the beautiful gaze of Joakim Noah -- pronounced that the Bulls' first-rounder was "soft" and "simply didn't have any game." At the time, he said if Noah proved him wrong, he would eat his column with salsa.Whoops. Noah is averaging over 12 boards and 11 points per game through Tuesday evening and therefore, Morrissey was wrong. Fortunately for all of us, he decided to man up and do exactly what he promised, by eating his column with salsa. Morrissey declined to return emails to FanHouse (I can't imagine why) when we requested a statement regarding the taste of the column and embarrassment of the situation.
So rumors were all we had until Tuesday. Fortunately, the Tribune knows a thing or two about viral videos and social media, so video emerged. Salsa-soaked hand pound to Not Qualified to Comment for passing it along -- semi-boring footage of a newspaper writer eating a dying medium soaked in salsa after the jump.
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