Despite a Tuesday press conference from the Florida Highway Patrol, more questions than answers remain in the Tiger Woods investigation. Like, say, why a law enforcement outfit with limited resources is wasting so much time on a single-car accident in a gated community that involved a hydrant and a tree? But thanks to some resourceful folks half a world away, we have a break in the case. Courtesy of this revealing exposé we now know exactly what happened in the minutes leading up to Woods crashing his 2009 Cadillac Escalade.
Like the presser, I'm left with more questions. Why was animated Alfonso Ribeiro playing the role of Tiger? And when did Woods get a minivan? And does Elin usually wear miniskirts at 2:30 AM?
Or maybe I should take it easy with the Columbo bit and just be happy that Ribeiro is working.
via Deadspin




