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The latest rumors have Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren leaving the country, perhaps taking refuge on an island until all this blows over. Probably not a bad move, particularly if there aren't any other women on the island to tempt Tiger. (Hey, he might be an addict.) In the meantime, the folks at Action Apple News continue to share their distinctly unsophisticated take on a seamy story that refuses to die quietly.
Previously responsible for animating the events leading up to Tiger crashing his 2009 Cadillac Escalade into a tree, as well as his alleged nightclub courtship rituals, we're now provided a glimpse behind a curtain that, frankly, is better left undisturbed.
Woods channels his inner Jeff Reed and Grady Sizemore. I apologize in advance. As Geoff Shackelford writes, "Warning, Tiger is shirtless and photographing his genitals. Now those are words I never thought I'd type."
Yep, I think retreating to a deserted island might be for the best.
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