There's a Chick-fil-A near my house that features a dancing cow from 5-7 PM every night. My roommates and I debate what sort of legal (or illegal) drugs he's on, and how much money it would take to do that job for a living. Being a mascot for a professional football team probably pays much more, but the hazards of the job (sweating all day, being nice to small children, etc...) still remain.Via Hot Clicks.
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