Junior Seau Castrates a Horse
If I were Bill O'Reilly, I would call this the most ridiculous item of the day: Junior Seau, the longtime NFL linebacker, has castrated a horse for the show he hosts on Versus, Sports Jobs.
Seau asks why horsees are castrated, and he's told, "Sometimes it's because of behavior but sometimes it's because when they run they interfere."
The deadpan Seau replies, "I have that problem." He later goes all Michael Scott on us by dropping a "That's what she said" line.
I'm not quite sure why Versus felt the need to blur the horse's testicles -- I didn't know that animal nudity was forbidden on cable television -- but there you have it: Seau is finding some interesting activities for his post-football life.