So last week, an ardent Saints supporter put an ad on Craigslist looking for Super Bowl tickets in exchange for his left testicle. Via NBC Sports' Out of Bounds blog, here's the FOX29 news report of the aforementioned proposed nut swap.
And that's what passes for local news. To be honest, I'd rather hear about some guy trying to hawk his prairie oyster than how many people were robbed, maimed or killed a few blocks from my house. It makes for a much less depressing regional television.
In related advertising-your-privates-on-Craigslist-for-sports-tickets news, porn star Katie Michaels ("THE Katie Michaels," according to the ad) was looking for a date to Saturday's Rangers-Coyotes game in Phoenix. Only $500 for, in her words, "...to see the game with me ... I have two lower level seats (one for me one for you) and ... we will both go and have a great time..." She added: "First fan gets to have me and since there is only one of me don't wait."
No idea how that turned out, but if you have ten grand lying around and need a date to the Super Bowl, Katie's available for that, too (of course she is). Maybe there's a way we can hook her up with the dude with one nut. That somehow seems fitting.
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