Just so we're clear: Yankees relief pitcher Chan Ho Park was suffering from diarrhea during the first two games of last week's season-opening series with the Red Sox, and that's why he played poorly.
According to Can't Stop the Bleeding, the video below is from Wednesday, April 7, after Park tossed three scoreless innings and New York took two of three from Boston.
Points to Park for his honesty. Cha cha cha. (By the way, not sure what's more troubling: the girl reciting the Diarrhea song, or her brother, clad in a Ben Roethlisberger jersey, perpetrating a breakdancing melange in the background -- "Hey, look, it's the the robot ... and the moonwalk and the worm!?)