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"This year the big item is the 'Fifth Third Fanatic Freeze Sundae' which is fifteen scoops of Toft's ice cream served in a full size souvenir helmet for $25," said Craig Nelson, general manager of V/Gladieux, the company that runs concessions at Fifth Third Field. "It will serve one to eight fans, you can enjoy by yourselves if you love ice cream or share with family and friends."
Yes, well the joke's on you, Nelson! I don't have eight friends! The ice cream is all mine, along with the giant brain freeze that will no doubt come with it.There's no word on how many calories are in the ice cream helmet, but does it really matter? This is America, we don't count calories here. We just eat and then count the inches on our waistlines. If you're into eating healthy, and rationing calories, you can take your communist eating agenda to Canada.
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