John Wall is expected to be the No. 1 pick in June's 2010 NBA Draft. Some have called him a hybrid Derrick Rose-Tyreke Evans. Those people make no sense. Instead, Wall is more like Ozymandias spliced with the Red Skull, but with a heart of gold.
With that, let's get right down to the business at hand: comparing the Kentucky guard to Western Civilization's most famous wall: the Berlin Wall. (The only reason I didn't use the Great Wall of China is because I foresee a future in which the expansion Shenzhen Octopii pry J.W. from the Brooklyn Nets with promises of yuan and a floating mansion on the Pearl River Delta. Little does Wall realize the courtship is little more than P.R.O.C.'s first blow against Russia, sparking Cold War II: Eastern Cha-Cha.)
I digress ...
Liner notes: A fantastic Flickr photo set on metropolitan Shenzhen; Pink Floyd's The Wall; a metaphysical visit to Ronald Reagan's Presidential Library in lovely Simi Valley, Calif.; a comprehensive review of the YouTube search results for "John Wall Dance."