Cleveland fans are by nature quite tortured. And understandably: the only thing worthwhile sports-wise -- because Lord knows they have some delicious chili on top of spagh ... oh, that's Cincinnati? Well, nevermind -- is LeBron James.
And even though no one can be sure what he'll do, there's a chance he leaves Cleveland with nothing but the respective corpses of Grady Sizemore and Jake Delhomme to save them.
While we wait, wonderful people like Ozzie Guillen are taking the opportunity to make sure and rub it in; the gigantic, autographed ball you see above was a gift from Ozzie to a Cleveland Indians fan shortly before Guillen was thrown out of Wednesday afternoon's game.
Bonus: the reason he was thrown out? Umpire Joe West got his senile on and tossed Mark Buehrle from the game for, well, something.