But this isn't your garden variety rehab stint. Nope, it's Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew" (Of course it is).
Via the New York Post:
The show's producers apparently believe Uchitel can rescue their ailing ratings. The upcoming fourth season was rumored to be falling apart because the host, Dr. Drew Pinsky, was struggling to find "celebrities" willing to go on camera and off drugs at the same time...So no word yet on if Uchitel will get a shot at "Celebrity Apprentice," but in the meantime, her presence in on-air rehab will do two things: keep her in the public eye (even if just peripherally), and remind us that Tiger cheated on his wife. A lot.
Uchitel also had an offer from Donald Trump to compete on "Celebrity Apprentice." Trump personally called Uchitel a few weeks ago and offered her a place on the next season of the show, TMZ reported last week. She told him "absolutely," according to the celebrity-news Web site, although NBC has the final say on which celebrities make the cut.
All that's left: Joslyn James holds a press conference to remind us she's still irrelevant.