LeBron James Children's Furniture Coming to a Store Near You

So maybe we're all ready to move on now that The Decision is almost two weeks old and we've begun the process of grieving. No? Well, if nothing else, maybe this latest bit of LeBron James news will offer a temporary distraction from all the vitriol.

According to CNBC's Darren Rovell, American Signature furniture company, based in Columbus, Ohio, confirmed that it plans to launch a collection of items inspired by the most hated person in the state: LeBron James.

"Our relationship with LeBron has not changed," Jonathan Schottenstein, chief operating officer of American Signature, said in a statement provided to CNBC. "The youth collection by LeBron James focuses on his commitment and relationship with America's youth. We are looking forward to this introduction in the Fall."

Rovell adds: "James' name doesn't have much value [in Cleveland] any more and, at least for now, he isn't thought of as highly in the other cities he didn't go to. The company has 14 Value City locations within 100 miles of Chicago and six American Signature stores within a 100 miles of Manhattan. The company only has two of its stores within a 100-mile radius of Miami, where James has signed to play for the Miami Heat for the next six seasons."

So if you're looking for something to complement your bargain basement LeBron Fathead, might I suggest some Bron-Bron-inspired home furnishings.