Warning: the following video contains a shirtless dude running around a roller derby event. (Lorenzo wasn't available, so I had to handle your daily dose of half-naked dood. Sigh.) It's also shot vertically on an iPhone (seriously, people, please learn that the horizontal filming technique is substantially better for internet embarrassment purposes), but that doesn't make it any less awesome, because the idiot who decides to run around an (oddly) packed house at a roller derby event gets absolutely leveled by security. Twice.
He makes it what looks like about 20 yards before he gets checked but then he bounces back to make it around the rink and almost out of the building until ... BAM. Enjoy it, and feel free to go on over to Hot Clicks and thank Jimmy Traina for finding it.




