Chad Ochocinco has a career in politics after his NFL career is over. Assuming, of course, he doesn't get into the prophylactic or cereal business. (Plus, if Heath Shuler can pull it off, it can't be that difficult.) Anyway, Ochocinco's goodwill stretches well beyond Cincinnati's city limits. On Wednesday, after putting out a call on Twitter, Chad bought dinner for 64 strangers at an Indianapolis restaurant.
The dinner sold out (PFT writes that it cost No. 85 close to $10,000 in after-tax dollars), and Chad later tweeted that, "If your city is on the BENGALS schedule dis season please look forward to 2 cool dinner outings when we play your team especially ATL n NY". Mark your calendars accordingly.
Here's another reality show that must happen: Ben Roethlisberger hires Ochocinco as an image consultant, and the Steelers quarterback goes about righting past wrongs during his early-season suspension.