Tiger Woods has had a pretty easy few months: it's amazing the kind of things that can happen in your life to turn "not being very good at your job and squeaking onto the Ryder Cup team" into "awesome news," huh?Unfortunately, the tabloids aren't want to let sleeping tigers lie, and so we bring you news today, via Radar Online, that Woods' mistress, Rachel Uchitel, was reportedly offered $300,000 by Playboy to pose naked for an upcoming issue, and that includes a shot of her with a live tiger.
This issue would also use Tiger's name on the cover, giving him more unwanted coverage, particularly in the artsy world that Playboy inhabits.
The basic gist of the story is that Tiger found out about the spread and objected to it. Mildly, I'm sure -- he's supposedly paying Uchitel some serious hush-hush cash, and if she did the magazine spread, she'd be in violation of that.
If there's a silver lining it's this: we already know about EVERYTHING, so worst-case scenario is Tiger politely tells his ex-ladyfriend to keep her pie hole shut, and tries to get back to winning golf tournaments. I mean, it's not like anyone's going to think he's a bigger jerk because of this.
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