Devon James, Tiger Woods' Alleged Mistress, Claims She Has Sold Sex Tape
This is according to Radar Online, who spoke to James' husband, Nick. "We made a deal with a DVD production company," he said.
The reason it's not a production company you've ever heard of? Nick claims that the other studios were "scared of the Tiger lawyers."
James eventually found an interested party willing to pay for an alleged video of the most famous athlete in the world having sex with someone other than his (now ex-)wife.
"Ultimately we found a different company and they gave us $350,000 down with projected sales of $5 million total once it's out," Nick said, before adding that if you "pre-book" the video you can get it on Nov. 15, instead of the 20th.
Devon, whose real name is "Melinda Janette," stated that the tape is "going to be the bomb."
Color me skeptical, though, since according to Radar's report, the 62-minute porno contains 37 minutes of sex. Which is like saying a Keanu Reeves movie has just 15 minutes of crappy acting.
One more thing: because Tiger Woods sets $350,000 on fire for fun, if he wanted to stop this hypothetical movie of him having sex with a random adult film star from going to production, he could probably, you know, stop it from going to production.