Pretty sure nobody could have imagined the awesome power Twitter would give its users when it first went live. It's a bona fide news disseminator, but it's also a comedy vehicle, a lot of it of the unintentional variety. Late last month, former Major Leaguer, noted steroid user and down-on-his-luck Jose Canseco sought a pro bono attorney via the Tweet Machine after he was evicted and not allowed to take his "chandeleers" with him.
It sounds like Canseco has found a new place to shack up and it even has HBO. Because a recent tweet draws parallels between Kenny Powers' Mexican existence on "Eastbound and Down" and himself.

Then again, Kenny Powers is always looking for a new sidekick. Does Canseco know anything about cock fighting?




