I'm serious, I don't.

No, I don't care what you have to say. I do not ever want to see this guy or hear him talk ever again. I want to go back to my comfortable world where the San Francisco Giants are just Willie Mays and Barry Bonds and I don't have to learn their names or know anything about them.

I also don't like Matt Cain, because he is maybe the ugliest person I have ever seen in my life. Yes, this is all just slander. Yes, I still like any Giants fans who are readers and respect their opinions. Yes, we're probably going to keep using that picture of the horse's butt to represent Giants fans.

Today's Dugout follows, and I hope this is the end of Brian Wilson's Tay Zonday-ish Internet fame.

The Dugout

	Online Host Welcome to the San Francisco Giants Chatroom!
	SMiLE: oh no I think that we posolutely would've won game 3 if they'd brought in The Machine.
	SMiLE: I don't know if you've heard but I'm a straight up robot jock from the future, a melt of man twixt metal
	GoldBonds: naw nobody tole barry bonds that
	SMiLE: yeah I can destroy sh** with my mind, like a intergalactic death sword. My friends get together and I form the head, you know what I mean
	GoldBonds: no barry bonds doesn't get it
	SMiLE: you must not recognize me, I look different on my Dailymotion channel, let me switch buddy icons
	SMiLE: there, I bet now your living Saw flick is flashin back to memories of meeting me before you or I got trapped in some spinning metals sh**
	GoldBonds: /smiles and claps hands; has no idea what is going on
	SMiLE: I look like Ogre from Revenge of the f**kin Nerds. Like Ray from Bloodsport
	SMiLE: but the Texas Rangers are really Ray, and my d**k is Chong Li, and I'm gonna be wearing their bandana around my leg to piss off Van Damidge
	GoldBonds: arent you a little young to be remember bloodsport
	SMiLE: aren't you a little old for video games?
	GoldBonds: do what
	SMiLE: viral comment coming up (alert)
	SMiLE: you see Kelly Clarkson singing the National Anthem last night? They made everybody rise, cause that's the only way they'd have enough room to fit her in the stadium (viral)
	SMiLE: they shoulda brought in Sanjaya to sing the National Anthem, although then they'd run the risk of me having to kick his ass (viral comment)
	SMiLE: am i right
	GoldBonds: i don't get it
	GoldBonds: are you sick is that why you got a viral, i got a viral once from injecting my linneral ass with a tube full of over the counter health balm
	SMiLE: yeah I'm sick, I'm sick in the head
	SMiLE: look how much man jewelry I'm waring, I've got on four watches and like fifty rings, I call it "manwelry"
	GoldBonds: i don't get it
	SMiLE: you had break fast yet, m'man
	GoldBonds: barry bonds takes all his meals in balm form
	SMiLE: I had to full on Prison Break a McMuffin this morning, sh** was blowing my mind, I had to disassemble an egg and literally could not attack the bread thing
	GoldBonds: you mean the mac muffin
	GoldBonds: i don't get it
	GoldBonds: what is wrong with you why dont you talk like that, you are like kyle farmsworth but on purpose
	SMiLE: it's called "personality" m'bro, and I'm the only master blaster in the spectrum of baseball that's got it.
	SMiLE: check out this rad ass belt buckle, I got it during a Major Lazer show in Columbus
	GoldBonds: barry bonds miss when baseball was just one black hero and 649 andy van slykes
	GoldBonds: hey you guys lost one world series game y'all need a hitting coach??
	SMiLE: wait, are we still playing baseball? I was just trying out material for a webcomic
	SMiLE: it's about two friends who sit around and play videa games, one's got a girlfriend and they know a animal or some kind of large fruit that talks
	SMiLE: I call it "Sega Exodus"
	GoldBonds: /makes "don't call me" gesture