My sincerest possible congratulations to the San Francisco Giants for becoming the 2010 World Series champions of Baseball and Fun. They're a great team full of struggling hitters and lovable nobodies, which makes them exactly the type of team that should be winning the World Series. Everybody who complains about the Yankees (and that is almost everybody) should appreciate this. To all the Giants fans I know, Bill and Lisa and Matt and everybody else, I'm very happy for you.

That being said, I cannot wait to spend three months away from these guys. It's like the Mighty Ducks, only super serious and happening with millionaires.

Today's Dugout ends the 2010 season with a four part World Series finale. Join us tomorrow when we stop doing Dugouts about news bits and start up 90 days of nothing but the Dan Quisenberry Challenge.

The Dugout

	Online Host Welcome to the 9th Inning of Game 5 of the World Series Chatroom!
	CruzControl: /strikes out swinging
	CloudBuster: AHH AHHHH AHHHHH /stands up, throws off mask
	CloudBuster: WOOO YEAH WOOOO /starts to charge mound, stops
	CloudBuster: BRIANNNN
	CloudBuster: BRIAN, TURN AROUND
	CloudBuster: BRIAN TURN AROUND WE JUST WON THE WORLD SERIES I'M TRYING TO RUN AT YOU AND HUG YOU
	SMiLE: /is locked in an elaborate hand gesture he can't just stop doing
	CloudBuster: UHHHHH /stands around awkwardly
	SMiLE: hold on almost done /calls for Bronco Buster
	SMiLE: okay, now
	CloudBuster: AHHHHH /runs, jumps hugs
	DirtCircle: JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP
	CloudBuster: JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP
	DuanestSanchez: JUMP JUMP JUMP HEY WHY ARE WE ALL JUMPING IN TIME LIKE A BUNCH OF TEEN GIRLS
	CloudBuster: BECAUSE WE ARE EXCITED
	Online Host Welcome to the MLB on Fox Chat-locker Room!
	TimTheEnchanter: /holds World Series trophy like he has something better to be doing
	HokutoNoKenRosenthal: Tim Lincecum. You defeated Derek Lowe in the NLDS. You trumped Roy Halladay in the NLCS, and now you've beaten Cliff Lee twice in the World Series. How does that feel?
	TimTheEnchanter: good
	HokutoNoKenRosenthal: ...
	TimTheEnchanter: /looks around
	HokutoNoKenRosenthal: well a lot of people thought the Rangers would pose more of an offensive threat in this series, how did the Giants change their approach to pitching heading into Texas?
	TimTheEnchanter: ...
	TimTheEnchanter: um, good?
	HokutoNoKenRosenthal: heh
	TimTheEnchanter: have you seen these f**cken dicks on our hats
	HokutoNoKenRosenthal: no, where are they
	TimTheEnchanter: nevermind /looks around
	HokutoNoKenRosenthal: okay, well, Tim Lincecum, enjoy your celebration!
	TimTheEnchanter: fk yeah i will, fk and sh**, and some balls
	TimTheEnchanter: hey can you hold this trophy thing you gave me
	Online Host Welcome to the Texas Rangers Chatroom!
	BoomBoomWashington: and I want to congratulate the Giants, they deserve to be champions, because I feel like they beat champions.
	BoomBoomWashington: I always tell my guys, it's not who's the best baseball team, it's who plays the best baseball.
	BoomBoomWashington: so right now everybody is feeling down, yeah, it sucks
	RonWashingtonKid: i like turdles
	BoomBoomWashington: I don't know what we could've done. Cliff was undefeated and he lost twice.
	BoomBoomWashington: we come back to Texas, nothing works. We can't hit. We can't stop them from hitting. What went wrong?
	RonWashingtonKid: do u got candy
	BoomBoomWashington: I guess we just pick up where we left off and try to make it all the way to the end next year
	BoomBoomWashington: sighhh /wanders off
	Online Host BoomBoomWashington has left the chatroom.
	RonWashingtonKid: so what do we do to get all the way through next season
	ClintHurdleKid: I've asked all the neighborhood kids to dress up like relievers, you can bring them all in in every game
	Online Host Welcome to the West Hollywood Chatroom!
	GoldBonds: /holds cell phone in one hand, drives stretch 1990 Toyota Carolla with other
	GoldBonds: no, barry bonds is very happy that the giants won a championship without him almost as soon as he was gone
	GoldBonds: yeah that makes barry bonds feel great
	GoldBonds: well he asked if he could be made hitting coach before game 5 so he could get a ring too but they said no he'd ruin it
	GoldBonds: hold on barry bonds, barry bonds is being pulled over by policemens
	GoldBonds: yes, officer
	LadyCop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
	GoldBonds: because i'm black
	GoldBonds: perjury
	GoldBonds: because barry bonds has been doing steroids since he sat down in the car
	GoldBonds: because i'm dragging my invalid son from the back of the vehicle
	GoldBonds: because my gigantic ass head causing a safety hazard for myself and other motorists
	GoldBonds: do you want me to keep going