(Nov. 9) -- If you get a kick out of super-wacky high fashion, then you'll probably love Israeli designer Kobi Levi's line of outrageously funny footwear.
The freelance shoe designer from Tel Aviv is famous for creating uniquely artistic footwear that makes even the most sophisticated slipper look like a generic old pair of sneakers.
Levi's risque designs include a pair of porn-inspired "XXX Pumps" shaped like a woman's private parts and another pump dubbed "Blow," shaped like a curvy lady down on her knees.
But not all his works are adult-themed. He also offers sleek, strappy sandals that have a slingshot for a high heel, a bright yellow slip-on shaped like a peeled banana and a pair of brown peep-toe pumps resembling a dog -- complete with droopy ears for the heels.
Meanwhile, Levi's "Miao 2010" style mimics a slinky kitty, his "Tongue" wedge makes it appear as if the foot is being swallowed whole by a mouth, and the "Chewing Gum" design boasts a bright pink high heel resembling bubble gum, making it look like the wearer just stepped in a big glob of the sticky stuff.
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Levi told AOL News that, in his eyes, shoes are an artistic "canvas" meant to be played up and played with. He said his goal is to make wearable sculptures that deserve to be gawked at.
"I want to show my own humorous point of view about shoe design," Levi explained. "I look at my shoes as art to wear. I want the image and theme to take over and stand out from the shoe itself, not just be hinted at."
To make his strange shoes extra sassy, Levi said he almost always goes with a "curved high heel" because he finds the shape and silhouette "beautiful" and appealing to most women.
His heels aren't just meant to be displayed at an art gallery; they're actually meant to be worn, although Levi hasn't decided how much he would charge for them.
"These are completely real shoes! They are wearable. Comfort depends on the choices made. Any high heel shoe out there is not meant for comfort, it's made to look good," he said.
For now, each one of Levi's designs is one of a kind. He makes each pair individually by hand in his studio, so for most designs only one pair of its kind exists in the entire world.
If a custom pair is ever ordered, however, Levi said he'll have to check for materials and see if it's possible to make the shoe again, though he's not sure how much he would charge at this point.
The designer admitted his favorite kicks are the "Chewing Gum," the "Sling-Shot," the "Banana" and the cat-like "Miao 2010" – his toughest design to date.
"The Miao design was the most demanding to make, but all of them are a long process, as they are very difficult to develop. I do this all myself. It can take up to a month to realize the design and turn the technical sketches into a real pair," he said.
Levi believes the porn-inspired pumps are the sexiest, although he said they're also meant to be "light and humorous."
"I wanted to create sexy footwear with a different approach. I took different sex products -- inflatable blow-up dolls and porn -- and designed the shoes with these images in mind. The 'XXX Pump' is supposed to be a porn close-up shot."
Levi said he could see edgy, fashion-forward women like Madonna and Lady Gaga sporting his designs someday, especially in music videos, in artsy photo spreads and on the red carpet.
However, AOL News believes the kicks could cater to a much wider array of celebrity fashionistas attending various types of events.
Here's our fantasy breakdown of how Levi's shoes could be worn.
XXX Pump and Blow: These sexy pumps would look great on adult film icon Jenna Jameson at Adultcon in Las Vegas. They might also be the perfect way for Capri Anderson, the porn star who was with Charlie Sheen the night he allegedly trashed a New York hotel room, to extend her 15 minutes of fame.
Banana Slip-On: This mule might look good on Katy Perry if she ever decides to make a banana split-inspired follow-up to her colorful, candy-themed "California Gurls" music video. The peeled-back pair might also work for fashion stylist Rachel Zoe, who's famous for using her trademarked term "bananas" to describe cool designs -- and everything else. They'd also look lovely on Michael Jackson's old pal Bubbles the Chimp, especially for Moonwalking.
Sling-Shot: This sandal is probably best worn by sportier gals like Fergie from the Black-Eyed Peas or Oscar winner Hilary Swank. Sue Sylvester -- Jane Lynch's character on "Glee" -- could also wear these to spruce up her signature track suits and take aim at those annoying singing "Glee" kids.
Dog 2010: These puppies deserve to be worn by a devoted animal lover like Betty White at an ASPCA rally. However, looking at the sky-high heels, White's dogs may be barking after spending all night in these.
Miao 2010: These slinky, cat-inspired heels should also be on the feet of a celebrity animal lover. Animal rights activist Pamela Anderson could probably pull them off on a catwalk, although we don't recommend wearing them to a PETA event. Note: No animals were harmed in the making of this product.
Chewing Gum: This pair is a fun fit for those sillier prankster girls of Hollywood, such as Jenny McCarthy, comedian Kathy Griffin or pop singer Pink. It'd be a fun way for them to mess with the paparazzi.
Tongue: These wedges might look nice on those sexy celebs who get our tongues wagging, like Angelina Jolie or Megan Fox. Probably a little wobbly for action roles, but could make a statement on a red carpet.