Police say a dine-and-dash turned into assault charges for an Illinois woman who allegedly walked out on her bill at a restaurant and then attempted to strike a cop with a "clear, rigid feminine pleasure device," according to police reports obtained by AOL News.
The bizarre incident started at Joe's Crab Shack in Gurnee around 7:20 p.m Thursday, when police say 56-year-old Carolee Bildsten ordered a meal and wine but left the restaurant without paying.
Restaurant employees alerted police, saying the same woman had eaten a meal and skipped on the bill two weeks before.
A responding officer scoured the area and spotted a woman matching the perp's description lying on a plot of grass near the Six Flags Great America amusement park.
When informed that she must either pay the bill or face arrest, Bildsten allegedly told the officer that she wasn't carrying any money but had cash at home.
Believing the suspect to be intoxicated, the officer escorted her to her residence.
"The officer knocked the device out of the way prior to being struck and placed the woman under arrest," the statement continued.
Bildsten was charged with theft of labor for allegedly walking out on the restaurant bill, pedestrian under the influence for walking on city streets while inebriated, and aggravated assault for menacing the officer with a sex toy.