This got lost in the holiday shuffle, but I wouldn't be keeping with the true spirit of Christmas if I didn't post it. So here ya go: a fight breaks out during a National Lacrosse League game between the Toronto Rock and the Buffalo Bandits. (And, like you, I had no idea there was a professional lacrosse league in which players could fight.)
The best part: even with everybody on the field throwing haymakers, the fans scattered throughout the bleachers still can't be bothered to stand up, much less pay attention. Well, not until the goalies went at it like two guys in sumo suits.
Upside: we found a sport in this country that people find less interesting than soccer.