I thought the Bobby Jenks vs. Ozzie Guillen feud was going to be fun. I had no idea. In a turn of events that shocked nobody who has ever heard of him, Ozzie's son Oney jumped on Twitter and started saying every mean thing he could about Jenks, saying that he assaulted people in the clubhouse, was the reason for all of the White Sox losses in 2010 and caused "Meet the Little Focker" to open at number one at the box office.

Okay, maybe he didn't say that part, but it is super hard to read Oney Guillen's Twitter.

Anyway, today's Dugout allows you to Get to Know Bobby Jenks from a few different angles. It follows.

The Dugout

	ESPNBoston: what is your favorite food
	MrJenks: Miracle Whip. Miracle Whip and Froot Loops, but not together. okay maybe together
	ESPNBoston: are you on team edward or team jacob <3
	MrJenks: I am on team Boston Red Sox?
	ESPNBoston: favorite character from the popular television program "martin"
	MrJenks: hey, if we could pause for a second I just wanted to say how thankful I am to be playing in Boston this year.
	MrJenks: I'll always respect Ozzie Guillen as a person and give him credit that's due, but I want to play for a manager who trusts his relievers, regardless of what's going on
	ESPNBoston: who is ozzie guillen??
	MrJenks: do you remember the "El Hombre" cartoons from Pee-wee's Playhouse?
	MrJenks: he's basically one of the little dudes that was always pissing off El Hombre.
	ESPNBoston: no
	ESPNBoston: would you say that it is harder to throw a ball or to catch it?
	MrJenks: I mean why would I come back to that negativity? I'm looking forward to playing for a manager who knows how to run a bullpen
	Online Host OneyTheLonely has entered the chatroom!
	OneyTheLonely: @bobbyjenks o rly
	MrJenks: Hey! How did you get into this chatroom!
	OneyTheLonely: @bobbyjenks hacked that shti with my alite twitter skillz bitch
	OneyTheLonely: @bobbyjenks i thought u were a man not some punk who runs away and talks bullsh**. u coward. say it to there face when u were with them
	MrJenks: don't you have a free roam of Red Dead Redemption to be ruining for somebody somewhere?
	OneyTheLonely: @bobbyjenks i was tryin not to tweet on my family vacation but this needed to be addressed
	OneyTheLonely: @bobbyjenks one little story remember when u couldnt handle ur drinking and u hit a poor arizona clubby in the face i do. and later u covered it with
	MrJenks: That's not true! Louise, that isn't true!
	ESPNBoston: @oney is your name pronounced owney or won-ey
	MrJenks: don't listen to him, he's just airing out my dirty laundry.
	ESPNBoston: @bobbyjenks is that a joke about mexicans do you know a mexican i could compare and contrast you with
	MrJenks: you don't have to keep at-ing me, he only does it because he's an unemployable idiot.
	OneyTheLonely: @bobbyjenks im not airing out ur dirty laundry, u came to srping not drinking and then u sucked and started srinking again be a man #bitterbobbyjenks
	ESPNBoston: @bobbyjenks omg he hit the pound sign bobby that means its true and your trending
	MrJenks: what!
	OneyTheLonely: @bobbyjenks if it wasnt for u and mainly u freddy garcia would have like 17 wins and the sox would have beat the twins
	OneyTheLonely: @bobbyjenks and ur favirote person from martin was shawn the white producer from WZUP #bobbyjenkssucks
	ESPNBoston: @bobbyjenks are you a racist y/n
	MrJenks: N!!
	OneyTheLonely: @bobbyjenks just saw bobby jenks use the n-word http://aol.it/hmqxT7