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The season three premiere of "Jersey Shore," America's favorite guilty pleasure, airs tonight on MTV, and everyone from celebs to random fans can't stop friggin' tweeting about it.
The juiceheads and guidettes you've come to know and cringe at are back in Jersey, and with a twist. Snooki is bringing along her best friend, doppelganger and "partner in crime" Deena Nicole to the house, presumably because the show wasn't already raunchy enough.
In a teaser for this season's mayhem, Deena wastes little time in taking her rightful place in the group by flashing her crotch to her new housemates within minutes of meeting them. Other highlights include another Sammi-JWoww fistfight, Snooki's arrest on the beach and what looks like Ronnie's painful enema.
On Twitter, "Jersey Shore" fans are so thrilled they can barely contain themselves.
I AM GONNA PEE MYSELF BECAUSE JERSEY SHORE IS BACK TONIGHT.
Paul Beladino
PaulBeladino
I'm over here fist pumpin' 'cause the new season of Jersey Shore starts tonight.!!
Meena Lei
OfficialMLei
JERSEY SHORE TONIGHT...can't wait for the fist pumpin, spray-tanned, drama to commence!
Krista Ematrudo
kristaematrudo
Others, however, just want to get in on the Oompa-Loompa bashing.
Tonight is the third season of Jersey Shore, or as scientists call it, the Cro-Magnon period.
Andy Borowitz
BorowitzReport
I feel bad that MTV is having another Jersey Shore outbreak tonight
Josh Sorokach
Joshsorokach
Even famed novelist Snooki herself got her tweet on. And it looks like she has no hard feelings about being escorted by Jersey police this season.
Whose ready for Jersey Shore tonight? Best summer ever !!!!
Nicole Polizzi
Sn00ki
If you can't wait to get your dose of GTL tonight at 10 p.m. EST on MTV, catch the 10-minute sneak peek below.
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