FredEx has been out of the league since 2004 and in that time he's been a substitute teacher and ... well, that's about it. Until now.
Mr. Mitchell will be "featured" on "Millionaire Matchmaker," a show that apparently doesn't require you to actually be a millionaire before appearing as one.
Details via the Orlando Sentinel:
Mitchell, who said he is considering a return to the NFL, claimed he made over $5 million during his time with the Philadelphia Eagles and that he is now a venture capitalist.
If you're not already falling over laughing, consider these funny quotes.
"I need Patti to help me understand what's a gold digger and what's not and to help me find that perfect person that don't care about the NFL stuff and cares about Freddie Mitchell. " (I didn't realize gold diggers even knew who Freddie Mitchell was considering he's not in the league anymore).
And it gets better from there. (Mild NSFW warning)
"You never give a woman cash and a credit card." Words to live by.