Talk show queen Oprah Winfrey teased viewers this week that she's going to hit them with a major surprise during Monday's episode. No, that doesn't mean that EVERYONE GETS A NEW CAR! Instead, Winfrey promised her audience that the announcement has to do with a secret involving her own family, possibly a reunion of some sort.
"I thought I'd seen it all. But this, my friends, is the miracle of all miracles," Winfrey said in a promotional bit for the program.
Could it be that Winfrey will announce that Michelle Obama is her long-lost sister? After all, the first lady popped by Oprah's studio on Thursday to tape a forthcoming show. That prospect seems unlikely, given that Winfrey is going all in on the surprise factor, and Obama's appearance has already been hyped as dealing with how Americans can rally to support families who count active-duty military personnel among their members.
On Twitter, users couldn't resist playing the speculation game as to what the big O has in store for Monday's show.
Wow oprah has a secret to tell us.. I wonder wat it is
Oprah to reveal big secret on Monday's show. Oh, Sweet Baby Jesus, please don't let it be like in 'The Crying Game.' Please!
OMG DOES OPRAH HAVE A SECRET BAAABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Oprah to reveal big secret on Monday: http://tinyurl.com/4p79d8e I say it's that she was secretly placed here on earth by space aliens....
What is this huge Oprah secret? I hope she gives me enough money so that my family can retire! :(
I'm really expecting 6,000 kangaroos to jump out of Oprah's vagina.
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