Pictured to the immediate right (or left, depending on where you're reading this) is television celebrity Brett Favre, the lead singer of the 90s rock group "Spin Doctors" and apparently some kind of football player. Favre is recently famous for sending pictures of his junk to people, which is something anyone with junk and a camera would do.This Dugout has nothing to do with Brett Favre, but I want you to click through and at least give me the hit, so Brett Favre. Brett Favre hates Dr. Martin Luther King. I don't know, does he?
In baseball news, Andy Pettitte may or may not return to baseball, Roger Clemens might get off on perjury charges because of "vagueness," and more. Today's Dugout follows.
The Dugout
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OldLOL: the case against me is just too vague |
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HoldItAndPettitte: Exactly what part of it was vague, you did a bunch of awful sh** and then you lied about it |
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OldLOL: sure i mean i guess yeah maybe but for example i may have had sex with a fifteen year old but you dont know how much of it was rape |
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HoldItAndPettitte: All of it? |
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HoldItAndPettitte: It's a perjury case, and it's because you lied about doing drugs, not because you statutorily raped the f**k out of a teen junkie named Mindy. |
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OldLOL: thats just it, this is all so vague i don't know what the case is about. did i murder my wife am i orenthal james |
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OldLOL: who knows; who could tell you |
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HoldItAndPettitte: I can tell you, you're Roger Clemens, you're a fat wet pervert liar who needs to go to some jail. |
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OldLOL: c'mon bro dont be a brett favre |
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HoldItAndPettitte: What? What does that mean? |
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OldLOL: c'mon bro nobody wants to be a brett favre. why dont you just go back and pitch like a good old man and forget this stuff i can't specify ever happened |
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HoldItAndPettitte: f**k you, I'm 38. Brett Favre... what does that even mean, you were pitching before I was even born |
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GoldBonds: means ya showin him ya nutz |
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HoldItAndPettitte: I don't remember Brett Favre actually showing anybody his nuts, could you even see nuts? |
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HoldItAndPettitte: Does Brett Favre even have nuts? |
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GoldBonds: muf**ka got cheese nutz, how you think he fill up them ranglers |
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OldLOL: I've got a great parody video of Brett Favre I can link you to, watching funny videos is more fun than reading |
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HoldItAndPettitte: I should just call the police on both of you. Barry is doing drugs right here, right now, in front of me |
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GoldBonds: nah aint /literally eats a bottle of pills |
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OldLOL: man i thought you was my bosom chum, now you gotta go favre on us. who are you to judge us |
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HoldItAndPettitte: A human being? Someone who cares about baseball, and to a lesser degree drugs and rape. |
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OldLOL: i don't know what those things are, you gotta use more specific language |
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HoldItAndPettitte: DRUGS AND RAPE |
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GoldBonds: are you talkin bout grapes boy i bust you up, roger what he sayin |
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OldLOL: not sure man i think he said he was brett favre the football star. while we're waiting for him to shut his holes would you like to share some of these drugs |
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OldLOL: sorry, would you like to not share some of these not drugs |
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GoldBonds: not barry bonds would absolutely not want to not do that |
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HoldItAndPettitte: And what am I supposed to do in this chatroom, exactly? Sit on my asshole and play Slingo? |
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OldLOL: i dunno you could go play baseball and stop talking |
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HoldItAndPettitte: I haven't decided if I'm going to play again yet. |
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ILoveCashman: c'mon man, don't be a Brett Favre. |
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HoldItAndPettitte: ARGH |
| **Online Host** WordUpThome has entered the chatroom. |
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WordUpThome: ATTENTION PLEASE TO ALL OF NEW YORKS YANKEES |
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WordUpThome: I HAVE DECIDED TO SIGN WITH THE MINNESOTER TWIN CITIES FOR 2011 INSTEAD OF WITH YOU, THOUGH YOU HAVE NEVER THOUGHT TO ASK |
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WordUpThome: JUST WANTED TO BE CLEAR ON THE MATTER |
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HoldItAndPettitte: He does it, too! He's always "oh man I might not play" and then always does. Why not call HIM Brett Favre? |
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OldLOL: because he's not a total narc dick? |
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WordUpThome: WHY DON'T YOU DO US ALL A FAVRE AND KEEP YOUR DICK TO YOURSELF |
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