Those are the wise words of San Francisco Giants pitcher Brian Wilson, whose wacky appearance on George Lopez last night -- complete with "Finding Nemo" socks and Thailand massage parlor references -- has hit the viral Internet waves like a hundred mile an hour fastball.
The World Series-winning closer, already known for being a wild child of sorts, appeared on "Lopez Tonight" dressed in a sea captain outfit complete with gray beard and pipe to promote his short films for the MLB 2K11 video game on XBox, but much of the conversation featured Wilson and Lopez trading baseball inspired sexual innuendo.
Check out the footage of this hilarious interview:
Wilson clearly has a big personality, leading many baseball fans to either love him or hate him. Naturally, Twitter has similarly polarized opinions about the pitcher's latest antics.
Pro-Brian Wilson
Brian Wilson is the most ridiculous athlete probably ever. Each interview is better than the last..I wish he was on twitter
When you watch the George Lopez appearance it's impossible not to like Brian Wilson. The game needs more crazy dudes like that. #SFGiants
I apologize for linking a George Lopez clip, but Brian Wilson is hilarious #sports http://bit.ly/h3FPl2
Anti-Brian Wilson
When Brian Wilson is done with his career in comedy he should consider a career in pitching
Brian Wilson has become a little too ridiculous: http://sfappeal.com/culture/2011/01/brian-wilson-talks-sexual-massage.php
I thought I hated Brian Wilson (the SF pitcher not the musician) but after seeing him on Lopez, I really hate him.
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