Kim Clijsters won the Australian Open. Then she had to take pictures. A lot of pictures, many ridiculous.
Let's look at these pictures.
First, take the above picture. Clijsters had to pose with the trophy after the match in this changing room, where something that goes by the name "Pool" took her picture. Thumbs up to the custodian who applied the varnish to that bench.
Then she was whisked away to Melbourne's Brighton Beach, which is famous for its brightly colored bathing boxes, which are apparently a thing.
"Just get in the water, Kim." -- Robert Prezioso
"Just hold that echidna, Kim." -- Robert Prezioso
With all this Australian propaganda, I started wondering what it would have looked like if other major sports titles had been won in Australia. Here's what that might have looked like ...
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