Police in Florida arrested a mother who allegedly exposed her breasts inside her child's school during an argument with another woman who she believed was showing too much cleavage.
Law enforcement officials in Manatee County say Laura Campanello was visiting Bayshore High School at around 11:20 a.m. Monday when she noticed something amiss. And that something was another mother's chest, according to the Bradenton Herald.
After the mothers started arguing, a deputy arrived on the scene and Campanello reportedly begged him to impose a dress code on the other mom.
But according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun, the deputy informed the 42-year-old suspect that he "cannot tell her what to wear as long as she is not exposing herself."
That's when Campanello allegedly pulled down her blouse and stated, "Oh, then I can."
According to the Herald-Tribune, the suspect then squeezed her breasts together, adding, "And then I can just do this."
The deputy apparently disagreed, arresting Campanello on suspicion of disorderly conduct.
Read more at the Bradenton Herald, The Smoking Gun and the Herald-Tribune.
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