Michael Vick has learned his lesson. We should all just move on. He paid for his crimes.That's true, he did pay for the horrible crime of racketeering, which somehow equates to him realizing that torturing pit bulls and putting them into the ring with family pets because he thinks it's funny to watch the pit bulls kill them. But yeah, he's good at football. Roman Polanski is great at making movies. Thank goodness people who are good at one thing don't have to actually ever learn about different things.
As the biggest bleeding heart for animals you're likely to read on a sports blog, you'd think I would agree with Mark Buehrle's recent comments about how something bad needs to happen to Michael Vick. But, funny thing.
Today's Dugout follows.
The Dugout
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BuehrleBrawl: I can't believe you used to hang around with Michael Vick. Ugh. |
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DukesOfHazzard: yuuup, yup |
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DukesOfHazzard: n**ga would put two pent bulls up in a rang together, cova they ass in honey, make em bite an scratch as we wager them dolla$ |
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BuehrleBrawl: f**king disgusting |
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DukesOfHazzard: yup, then when one perish, mike vick be all, "you dead dawg" an snap a photo on his phone |
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DukesOfHazzard: he tex it to me, i tex it to my varous bitches to scurr em, make em do what i say |
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BuehrleBrawl: Michael Vick is a piece of sh**. Last year I hoped and prayed that he'd get injured, so he could never play again. |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: why? michael vick is awesome at football |
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BuehrleBrawl: he mistreated and brutally murdered a bunch of dogs for the amusement of him and his friends |
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BuehrleBrawl: do you seriously need me to explain how a guy drinking a bottle of Cristal and getting money for killing is bad? |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: i dunno, doesn't seem that different from bull fighting, i loooove bull fighting |
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DukesOfHazzard: bull fighting |
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DukesOfHazzard: what you be punchin bulls |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: no, bullfighting, the grand spanish tradition |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: we all get together and drink a bunch of sangria, then go watch a guy slowly stab a bull to death for our amusement |
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DukesOfHazzard: fa real |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: oh yeah, everybody loves el matador, they make a lot of money to bullfight |
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BuehrleBrawl: what the f**k is wrong with you people |
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DukesOfHazzard: ay man what, you ain never go huntin |
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BuehrleBrawl: Hunting? Are you serious? Hunting is a sport. |
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BuehrleBrawl: and more than that, it's about friends and family... we all get together, dress up in camo and blaze orange, head out into the woods and drink a ton of beer |
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BuehrleBrawl: then we shoot a deer with a rifle when he isn't paying attention. That is a sport. |
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BuehrleBrawl: and don't think we don't use every part of that deer, we head to the general store and sell every bit of meat and antlers we get |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: oh okay sorry i definitely see the difference there |
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DukesOfHazzard: /clicks tongue derisively |
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BuehrleBrawl: what? Didn't you hear the part where I said it was a sport? |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: yes but people call nascar a sport too, and that is also just dumbass white people patting each other on the back for doing f**king nothing |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: why don't you just admit that you hate michael vick not because he was mean to animals, but because he was mean to the animals you like best |
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BuehrleBrawl: because |
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BuehrleBrawl: because that doesn't make any sense |
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DukesOfHazzard: f**k it man, agree ta disagree, why'ont we just sit a asses down an eat some lunch |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: good idea. what're we having? |
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BuehrleBrawl: Veal parmesan with lobster tails and a side of foie gras |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: mmm, sounds delicious |
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