If any installment in The Dugout Spring Training 2011 deserves the grown-up graphic, this is the one.

Manny Ramirez, Johnny Damon and Kyle Farnsworth now play for the same team. The upside of this is that three of the most fun characters to write in the history of the strip are always going to be side-by-side, interacting with each other, going on crazy misadventures and teaching us something important about the love of baseball. The downside of this is that I've got exactly three days left to do Dugouts on FanHouse.

Regardless, Farnsworth will show up somewhere, even if I have to do a White Ninja style comic about him. Tonight's Dugout follows.

The Dugout

	Online Host Welcome to the Tampa Bay Devil Rays Spring Training 2002 Chatroom!
	MannyTheTorpedoes: om om nom nom /empties out years-old bag of Doritos 3D onto face
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: its called lunch not launch dickbag try to keep your ancient mesopotamian cheese funyuns out my persnal space
	MannyTheTorpedoes: goach said i nee to play wiht a chip on my sholter
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /facepalms
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: im sorry is life just jokes now, is life just jokes from f**ken highlights for its goddamn children
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: conversate normilly you 40 year old big lots raggedy andy
	MannyTheTorpedoes: whats joaks
	ADamonApproaches: doowey wanna pwagtoce baybaw for a spwang twainen
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: take the d'ritos out of yer mouth before you've spake
	ADamonApproaches: doowey wanna pwagtoce baybaw for a spwang twainen
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: cant understand you candyhead you must evolve to homo erectus before talken
	Online Host OrtizItThisOne has entered the chatroom.
	MannyTheTorpedoes: papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi papi
	OrtizItThisOne: Hey, Manny! Great to see you! I heard you were back in the American League again.
	MannyTheTorpedoes: but papi last yr i play for cago why sogs
	OrtizItThisOne: No, I meant the AL East, the actual American League
	MannyTheTorpedoes: o
	MannyTheTorpedoes: u wan play spies
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: there will be no playen of spice whilst MOALM, the man of all living men kyle farnsworth is chat moderator
	OrtizItThisOne: Are you serious? Somebody gave you a position of authority?
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: and 3.25 million dollarz rays coach john madden made me the head bee guy of this chatroom, whatever that means
	MannyTheTorpedoes: i wan play spies i wan play spies i wan play spies i wan play spies
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: here is a game of spice for you, i really really really wanna zigga zig you to shut the f**k up about spies
	Online Host Meanwhile, in the Tampa Bay Rays 2011 Spring Training Chatroom!
	Maddon10: Good eye, Reid, good eye.
	BrignacPaddywhack: Thanks, skip! Turns out I do a lot better when I don't swing the bat!
	EvanAlmighty: This private chatroom was a great idea.
	WhatPriceGlory: yeah, definitely, I can get a lot done when I'm not being racially slurred and forced to talk about cartoons every five seconds.
	Maddon10: Yeah, I think sports read better without all the jokes. It's a more interesting chatroom.
	EvanAlmighty: Just got a single. Now I'm running to first base!
	Maddon10: see, those are the facts I was looking for.
	BrignacPaddywhack: I just got a double!
	Maddon10: No you didn't, but nice initiative
	Online Host Meanwhile, back in the decoy chatroom...
	OrtizItThisOne: So, what's the choice, James? Two targets - time enough for one shot: the girl or the mission?
	MannyTheTorpedoes: im james bong im james bongggg pchoo pchoo pchoo
	OrtizItThisOne: You win this round, James!
	MannyTheTorpedoes: nowm jay bong jr, his daddy is jay bong
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: JAMES BOND IS NOT THE FATHER OF JAMES BOND JR. HE TOOK THE NAME FROM HIS UNCLE JAMES YOU IDIOT, IT SAYS SO RIGHT IN THE THEME SONG
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: GOD
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i am officially bannen you from this chatroom no more tampa bay rays chatroom all year long, there how do you like that
	MannyTheTorpedoes: chadroom noooooooo
	OrtizItThisOne: Don't worry, Manny. Just jump on a search engine and find us another site where we can play spies.
	MannyTheTorpedoes: ok manny bing manny
	Online Host MannyTheTorpedoes and OrtizItThisOne have left the chatroom.
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: how one man could have all that power
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: farntastic, now i can have all the entertainen chatz i want, nonstop linnerate discourse, isent that right
	ADamonApproaches: eh funna tawlkta yoo
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: ah sh*t
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: you're are banned too, into the either you go /boots
	Online Host ADamonApproaches has left the chatroom.
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: time at last
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: ....
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /refreshes page
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: ....
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: fine lord, if this is what you want, you got it, no more kyle farnsworth. no more of big country. i will shut up
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i will just pitch and nobody will care about me, nobody will care that i remember hulk hogan or that i thought red was a awesome movie because of the old people shooten guns
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i wont be the pr0ff3ss0r anymore, just sh**ty ballplayer kyle farnsworth and then i will just vanish
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: is that what you want, huh, senden me around against my control
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: well if i gotta go out by myself in this chatroom i go out with my middle fingers held hi
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: f**k rap you can have it back
	DoctorProctor: Don't worry, Kyle. You can still chat with me!
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: shut the f**k up scott