John Stamos, the actor who will always be known to many for his role on the '80s sitcom "Full House," quashed a rumor today and busted out a pretty hilarious one-liner (in Surge Desk's humble opinion) regarding the latest drama surrounding Charlie Sheen. (Sheen's hit show, "Two and a Half Men," got canceled for the rest of the season after he publicly lambasted the program's creator, Chuck Lorre.)
Here's Stamos' tweet in all its comedic glory.
contrary to the rumors, i am not replacing charlie sheen on two and half men. however, martin sheen has asked me to be his son.
John Stamos
JohnStamos
John, if the acting career ever stalls completely, we think you've got a future in stand-up.
For more Sheen coverage, check these stories out:
Charlie Sheen Rant [LISTEN HERE]
'Two and a Half Men' Fans Bash Charlie Sheen, Praise Jon Cryer
Charlie Sheen Rant vs. Moammar Gadhafi Rant: Which One Is Crazier? [POLL]
Chuck Lorre: Meet the 'Two and a Half Men' Producer Slammed in the Charlie Sheen Rant
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