And in the other corner, we have Libya's Moammar Gadhafi, who likened himself to Queen Elizabeth and said his country's protesters were drugged up. Clearly, Gadhafi has the potential to be more destructive, but who is the biggest crazy of the day? Cast your vote.
If you have trouble deciding whom to vote for, perhaps these videos will help. Watch the first 15 minutes of Sheen's lengthy interview with Alex Jones:
And listen to part of Gadhafi's rambling speech, delivered via telephone:
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