Remember when the defining image of the Dodgers was of Kirk Gibson, struggling against his own body, doing the unthinkable and hitting a home run in the World Series against one of baseball's best pitchers? Or when it was the image of a brave African-American man breaking the color barrier and setting the standard for how baseball and the human heart should interact?

Welp, now the defining image of the Dodgers is of two old rich white people getting a divorce. Congratulations, McCourts, when the Dodgers go up for auction I'm sure we can get you a spot on the Real Housewives of Local Town.

This morning's Dugout follows.

The Dugout

	Online Host Welcome to the Los Angeles Dodgers Spring Training 2011 Chatroom!
	TakeHamburglarToMcCourt: look, after all we've been through, I'm ready to admit when I'm wrong. I'm man enough to own up to my mistakes.
	TakeHamburglarToMcCourt: Strange Luck was an amazing show and I'm sorry I never watched it.
	FantasticMrFOX: apology begrudgingly accepted
	TakeHamburglarToMcCourt: great, now that that's taken care of, I need to borrow 200 million dollars
	FantasticMrFOX: Yeah right, for what? It takes me almost an hour to make that much money.
	TakeHamburglarToMcCourt: I've been having some marital problems, and I really don't want to lose control of the Dodgers
	FantasticMrFOX: Did you try asking another network?
	TakeHamburglarToMcCourt: I said something to the Food Network, but all they could loan me was a giant cake
	FantasticMrFOX: What about Bravo? TLC? WE?
	TakeHamburglarToMcCourt: all cakes
	TakeHamburglarToMcCourt: I'm pretty sure all cable television is now is Mad Men and a sh*tload of giant ass cakes
	FantasticMrFOX: I can't pay you in a cake that looks like something, all we have right now are popularity contests and Seth MacFarlane cartoons.
	TakeHamburglarToMcCourt: well how much do you pay him?
	FantasticMrFOX: pay Seth MacFarlane?
	FantasticMrFOX: does The Cleveland Show look it is made by someone getting PAID to be funny?
	TakeHamburglarToMcCourt: I guess not. Well, put me on one of your shows!
	FantasticMrFOX: hm. Well, if you're willing to focus on dicks and farts, your marital troubles could be made into a sitcom.
	TakeHamburglarToMcCourt: trust me, my life has been about nothing but dicks and farts
	Online Host Later, in the ORDER IN MCCOURT! Chatroom
	TakeHamburglarToMcCourt: /steps into living room
	StudioAudience: WOOOOOOOOOO /cheers wildly
	TakeHamburglarToMcCourt: /stands still, waiting for ovation to cease
	TakeEveryoneToMcCourt: Hi Frank! /walks down steps in high heels
	StudioAudience: OWWWWWWW
	TakeEveryoneToMcCourt: I want to have sex!
	TakeHamburglarToMcCourt: No, Jamie.
	StudioAudience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
	BasketballArtistDrewMcCourt: Hey dad! I need to borrow the car!
	TakeHamburglarToMcCourt: For what?
	BasketballArtistDrewMcCourt: I've got a hot date tonight... and I think I might get LAID!
	StudioAudience: HAHAHAHA
	TakeEveryoneToMcCourt: At least SOMEBODY in this house will be getting laid!!!!!
	StudioAudience: OWWWWWWWWWWW
	EthierOr: Man, this show really sucks.
	maddux.xmission.com: It seems like a pretty terrible time to be a Dodger, doesn't it.
	EthierOr: I dunno, at least I don't have to play with Juan Pierre anymore.
	EthierOr: You want to watch a show where they make a colossal f*ck-off cake that looks like a dragon driving a car?
	maddux.xmission.com: not really
	EthierOr: want to watch some Fresh Prince?
	maddux.xmission.com: I don't know, we've watched every episode of the Fresh Prince a million times.
	EthierOr: Yeah, I guess so.
	EthierOr: Want to go outside?
	maddux.xmission.com: That sounds like a great idea.
	Online Host EthierOr and maddux.xmission.com have left the chatroom. Online Host EthierOr and maddux.xmission.com have entered the chatroom.
	EthierOr: being outside sucks
	maddux.xmission.com: Hey, have we watched the one where Will and Carlton apologize to Ashley with rapping sock puppets?
	EthierOr: LOL NO