Bobby Jenks hates the Chicago White Sox, and they hate him back. I like to think Jenks went to the Red Sox just so the team names would stay similar, and he could revel in the animosity. Either that, or Boston is the one place in the Majors white enough where that stupid sh** he grows on his face is acceptable.

Regardless, Sox (the important one) manager Terry Francona has stepped in to personally put an end to the feud between Jenks and White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen, and that's the subject of tonight's Dugout.

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The Dugout

	Online Host Welcome to the Boston Red Sox Spring Training 2011 Chatroom!
	OzzieOzzieOzzie: we don't miss you. we don't even miss you! we're glad you gone. ask the 30 guys in here.
	MrJenks: I asked Oney, but all he said was cuss words and Puff Daddy retweets
	MrJenks: I just want to put this behind me and move on. I'm glad I'm in Boston, where everyone thinks Ozzie Guillen is a POS
	OzzieOzzieOzzie: you callin me a position player
	MrJenks: In so many words.
	OzzieOzzieOzzie: everybody thinks your gay. You got brigitte nielsen's head growin out the bottom of your face
	MrJenks: I don't have anything else to say to you. I'm walking away from this!
	OzzieOzzieOzzie: i bet you tito francona won't put up with the sh** we put up with here
	MrJenks: His name is Terry!!
	Online Host FranconaBun has entered the chatroom.
	FranconaBun: okay, what's going on?
	MrJenks: He started it!
	OzzieOzzieOzzie: nuh uh, HE started it, then my son went on twitter and made it a lot worse, then the sporting news took over and it was all downhill from there
	MrJenks: F you, the Sporting News is a great newspaper!
	OzzieOzzieOzzie: yeah if i am 47 years old
	MrJenks: YOU ARE!
	FranconaBun: Not going to put up with this right now. The Red Sox are looking better than ever. I mean, this offseason we signed a Mexican guy AND a black guy.
	FranconaBun: What's the problem, exactly
	MrJenks: I left the White Sox, and I had a bad time there, so I wrote about it in my personal and PRIVATE journal which also happens to be usa today
	FranconaBun: ok
	OzzieOzzieOzzie: and i hate bobby jenks in his weird looking white guts, and am tired of talking about him, so i keep telling him to shut up but he doesn't listen
	OzzieOzzieOzzie: i mean, i am the first employer of men in u.s. history to allow someone time off for personal reasons i mean biologically i am a saint
	MrJenks: Biologically you are a man-sized hen
	OzzieOzzieOzzie: all i'm sayin @titofrancona is that i know you won't put up with his bulls sh**
	FranconaBun: I'm glad you respect me and everything, but what part of the last 10 years of Manny Ramirez makes you think I won't put up with bullsh**
	MannyTheTorpedoes: no im sherlog holmce, your the bag guy moriorty
	KingOfPap: whym i the bag guy
	MannyTheTorpedoes: moirorty has intelligents to match sherlog holmce bu he's evil an never ease his cruss
	KingOfPap: ew i haet cruss
	KingOfPap: ok im moriordy im shooden guns @ u
	OrtizItThisOne: Blah!! /bounds into chatroom wearing full-length Dracula cape
	MannyTheTorpedoes: wer no playen that n e more papi were playn sherlog
	MannyTheTorpedoes: brb /urinates into potted plant
	OzzieOzzieOzzie: okay, point taken, but... c'mon tito, this guy is a ripe asshole
	FranconaBun: Newsflash, Ozzie, Sean Casey was the last not an asshole in Major League Baseball, and he retired two years ago
	MrJenks: Yeah!
	OzzieOzzieOzzie: ok its your funeral tito, see you round bobby jerks
	Online Host OzzieOzzieOzzie has left the chatroom.
	MrJenks: Why does he keep calling you Tito?
	FranconaBun: That was my dad's name. He used to play in the Majors.
	MrJenks: oh. Well, I like your white name better, fwiw
	FranconaBun: Uh, okay. Hey, it's Spring Training, why don't you do a push-up?
	MrJenks: /runs off to tell ESPN