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After learning that Brandon Davies had been dismissed from the Brigham Young University Cougars basketball team for having premarital sex, a clear violation of the BYU Honor Code, Surge Desk couldn't help but reflect on a very different set of moral standards: those of self-destructive actor Charlie Sheen.
Like two ends of an ethical spectrum, here's a handy comparison between the BYU Honor Code and some recent Charlie Sheen quotes.
Drugs
SexBYU Honor Code: "Abstain from alcoholic beverages, tobacco, tea, coffee, and substance abuse."
Charlie Sheen: "I probably took more than anybody could survive. ... I was banging 7-gram rocks, and finishing them."
Social InteractionBYU Honor Code: "Live a chaste and virtuous life."
Charlie Sheen: "We [Sheen and the Goddesses] win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary. People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view."
BYU Honor Code: "Respect others."
Charlie Sheen: "I'm underpaid right now, sure. ... I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total frickin' rock star from Mars. People can't figure me out, they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain."
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