Mitchell Tice, a 40-year-old Florida Keys resident, was arrested Sunday on suspicion of stealing his boss's sex toy collection, The Smoking Gun reports.
Tice, a breakfast cook, allegedly lifted the dildos, as well as a wig and two laptops, from a trailer belonging to his former employers at the Cabana Restaurant.
According to a Monroe County Sheriff's report, Pshantel Scott, Tice's girlfriend, later told police that Tice "had placed a bag of dildo's [sic] (sex toys) under their bed," to avoid getting caught.
Scott claimed that Tice told her he stole the dildos "from his boss's trailer."
Police took the pleasure devices to the restaurant owners, referred to in the police report as Giddens and Monroe, who "positively identified the items as theirs."
Tice was charged with felony burglary, criminal mischief and theft. As of Monday he was being held in county jail on $4,000 bond.
Read more at The Smoking Gun.
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