What was Tiger Woods' wife doing out at 2:30 AM? Clubbing.
(Insert name of rival golfer here) called Elin Nordegren to get some tips on how to beat Tiger.
The jokes, funny videos and news parodies are all over the Web, which means the Tiger Woods scandal is now officially a big story. The only surprise is that it took nearly a week to reach this level.
Everyone is talking about the superstar athlete's alleged off-the-course cheating and wondering exactly what his wife, Elin, was doing with that infamous golf club on the night of the crash. The notion of her taking a few swings at her husband or his vehicle doesn't seem so far-fetched in light of the latest revelations.
The clubbing scene is the highlight of a Taiwanese news site's computer-generated re-enactment of the fateful night.
This video, it appears, is hilarious unintentionally -- unlike many others CNN's Jeanne Moos discovered online. There's even a timely remake of the 2008 music video for Jazmine Sullivan's "Bust Your Windows," which Huffington Post's Alex Leo nominates as "the official song of Tiger Woods '09."
Tiger Woods drives well on the fairway but doesn't fare well on the driveway.
He crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree because he couldn't decide between an iron and a wood.
The gags go on and on. There are so many that even his hometown paper, the Orlando Sentinel, set up its Tiger Woods jokes headquarters.
Spirit Air jumped on the bandwagon with a cheeky ad for its "Eye of the Tiger" sale on fares.
George Clooney even slipped in a Tiger reference as he joked about getting mad at his publicist: "I hit him with a golf club the other day. You heard about that?"
Fellow pro golfer Jesper Parnevik got into the act by giving Woods some advice with a twist on the Nike slogan: "Maybe not just do it." Parnevik -- who introduced Woods and Nordegren -- also said he hopes "she uses a driver next time instead of a 3-iron."
But he was just kidding, right?
