I was reminded of this when I read the recent news that San Francisco's mayor and a lawmaker in Maine want to require labels on cell phones warning users about the risk of brain cancer -- despite the lack of any credible evidence that such a link exists.
It would be one thing if these warnings were mere jokes, but they are evidence of a real problem in our society -- a problem driven mainly by the legal system -- that costs consumers money and actually makes us less safe.
Wackiest Warning Labels
1) "Remove child before folding" -- on a baby stroller.
2) "This product moves when used" -- on a popular scooter.
3) "Not for use when vehicle is in motion" -- on a portable "Off-Road Commode" toilet seat.
4) "Danger! Avoid Death" -- on a small tractor.
5) "Do not put any person in this washer" -- on a washing machine.
Source: bobdorigojones.com.
Apple faced a similar lawsuit over its warnings about hearing loss, and successfully fought it in federal District Court and on appeal -- but probably cost itself more money in legal fees than it would have paid if it had simply given in to the extortionate demands and settled.
The only ones who benefit from lawsuits like this are lawyers. Consumers just pay higher costs and suffer from the jobs lost because of the expenses of meritless litigation.
There are other negative effects from these failure-to-warn lawsuits. When lawyers insist that trusting a consumer's common sense is not enough to exonerate a manufacturer, manufacturers have little choice but to load up their products with warnings, wacky and otherwise. After all, no one gets sued for having too many warnings on a product.
Take, for example, the effects of California's Proposition 65, which required property owners to provide a "clear and reasonable warning" that an area contained chemicals that could cause cancer or birth defects. After trial lawyers and the courts got through with it, any business could be sued for any amount of any chemical on California's list, no matter the actual risk to the public or the degree of exposure.
Plaintiffs sued owners of buildings without warnings because they had parking facilities (after all, parking lots contain car exhaust) or roofs with roofing materials that might be carcinogenic if eaten. Now, as any visitor to California knows, virtually every business in the state has a Prop 65 warning sign.
Psychologists call this warning overload. When people are confronted with too many warnings for meaningless things, they tend to ignore all warnings, a fact known as far back as Aesop and the boy who cried wolf. Auto manufacturers have been forced by the risk of litigation to inflate their user manuals to hundreds of pages to include dozens of warnings that are self-evident to anyone with common sense. As a result, the manuals go unread, and drivers miss out on important warnings that could actually make a difference to their safety.
Despite this, there are politicians and lawyers who regularly insist on new regulations or new laws to increase the number of warnings consumers receive.
While some safety warnings are important, the public, its representatives in government, and the courts should realize that there can sometimes be too much of a good thing.
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Ted Frank (http://tedfrank.com) is a Washington, D.C., attorney and the president and founder of the Center for Class Action Fairness.








