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The Dugout: Texas Rangers Spring Training 2011

Michael Young is the type of guy who says he doesn't mind DHing, then complains all the time when you make him DH. He's the type of guy who calls a meeting to tell everyone the past is behind him and that he won't be a distraction, then tells people he's just "making the best of a less than ideal situation" and distracts...

The Dugout: Trade Michael Young

The situation going down in Texas is confusing, so I jumped over to FanHouse Dallas Ft.Worth Arlington Euless and read from a forty-something serious journalist that Michael Young is now asking for a trade, saying that he was lied to and manipulated by the Rangers. I'd read this from some twenty-five-year old bloggers,...

The Dugout: End of the Season Spectacular

My sincerest possible congratulations to the San Francisco Giants for becoming the 2010 World Series champions of Baseball and Fun. They're a great team full of struggling hitters and lovable nobodies, which makes them exactly the type of team that should be winning the World Series. Everybody who complains about the...

The Dugout: Never Say the Rangers Will Never Win

I hate to reuse this picture so quickly, but honestly it should be at the top of every single post on FanHouse until someone realizes the awful situation we've gotten ourselves into as human beings and does something about it. YouTube hit-haver and world-ish sensation Justin Bieber will be debuting a music video before...

The Dugout: So Many Pitching Changes

At one point I was convinced that Ron Washington was going to use up all of his pitchers and Jose Canseco was gonna stand up in the crowd, whip off his overcoat, and reveal a Rangers uniform. I thought this would be about half as humiliating as what actually happened to the Rangers in the 8th inning of ALCS Game 1. This...