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George Carlin Opened SNL With a Sports Joke

By Michael David SmithJun 29th 2008 – 8:23AM

NBC re-aired the first Saturday Night Live last night in memory of the show's first host, George Carlin. Here's the first minute of his opening monologue:Carlin made one of his trademark play-on-words jokes regarding the hashmarks on a football field, and then he said he thinks Americans like football because it's a game...

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Are You Addicted to Your Cell Phone?

May 19th 2012 - 10:15AM

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

GeorgeCarlin News From the Web

  • 05/24/12 The '7 Dirty Words' Turn 40, but They're Still Dirty Source: TheAtlantic.com Four decades after George Carlin's legendary monologue, the law still can't decide how to handle publicly broadcast swearing.
  • 05/20/12 This Week's Top News in the South Bay Source: Redondo Beach Patch - Redondo Beach CA A rollover crash in Redondo Beach, a grenade scare in Palos Verdes and a centennial celebration in Manhattan Beach are among the items that made the news in the South Bay this past week.
  • 05/19/12 This Week's Top News in the South Bay Source: Manhattan Beach Patch - Manhattan Beach CA A rollover crash in Redondo Beach, a grenade scare in Palos Verdes and the centennial celebration in Manhattan Beach are among the items that made the news in the South Bay this past week.
  • 05/19/12 Are You Addicted to Your Cell Phone? Source: AOL Healthy Living "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

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