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NBA Frankenstein: Josh Childress

Every Friday, FanHouse's NBA Frankenstein explains how various ballers were created. Introducing: the man solely responsible for dozens of absurdly anti-creative plays on the title of a 2002 chick flick, Josh Childress.Liner notes: The Animal Review for ocelot; the Futurist Manifesto; Les fleurs du mal; an ultra-rare...

NBA Frankenstein: Marcus Camby

Every Friday, FanHouse's NBA Frankenstein explains how various ballers were created. Introducing: the guy who isn't even worth a bag of maple bats, Marcus Camby.Liner notes: The University of Massachusetts Dean's List, circa spring 1943; half-a New York style pizza, reheated in the microwave just enough to get a little...

NBA Frankenstein: Marreese Speights

FanHouse's NBA Frankenstein, in which we describe how draft prospects were created. Introducing: future Biathalon medalist Marreese Speights.Liner notes: Evidence of simply outrageous production in college ball; guidebook to Dunedin, New Zealand; Famke Janssen's personnel file at the Rotterdam T.G.I.Friday's; the ChemCraft...

NBA Frankenstein: Bill Walker

FanHouse's NBA Frankenstein, in which we describe how draft prospects were created. Introducing: George W. Bush's political appointee to the Office of Tecumseh's Curse, Bill Walker.Liner notes: Ulysses S. Grant's memoirs; Vince Carter's 1999 New Year's resolutions; an extra-large jalapeno and linguica from that spot in...

NBA Frankenstein: Anthony Randolph

FanHouse's NBA Frankenstein, in which we describe how draft prospects were created. Introducing: the guy who caused Manute Bol to say, "Hey! Get this guy a burrito!', Anthony Randolph.Liner notes: Season 3 of My Name is Earl; the Kyoto Protocol; Crossfit Trainer Certification course; a visit to the San Diego Zoo; all 376...