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Phillies Fan With Flipped Car Needs Help

After the Phillies won the World Series, thousands of fans poured out in the streets of downtown Philadelphia and celebrated in an extremely peaceful manner. Of course, we only remember the idiots. Unfortunately for those who like to park in the street, a favorite pastime among celebrating idiots is flipping over cars. We...

Philly Celebrates With Vandalism, Mob Thinking

When a regular city wins a championship, they celebrate. When Philadelphia wins one, they burn the city down. Philly Riots chronicles a city finally pushed over the edge.Alternate title, if only the gag weren't overused: Phillies Phans Phlip Cars Phor Phun!In the light of day, with the hangover subsiding and memories from...

Man Robs Bank in Order to Pay for Bandwagon Phillies Gear

When a regular city wins a championship, they celebrate. When Philadelphia wins one, they burn the city down. Philly Riots chronicles a city finally pushed over the edge.Just when you think Philadelphians can't be any more whacked out about their sports teams, just when you start to believe that maybe this whole Philly...

Phillies Fan Climbs Traffic Light Pole, Takes Bottle of Grey Goose to the Dome

When a regular city wins a championship, they celebrate. When Philadelphia wins one, they burn the city down. Philly Riots chronicles a city finally pushed over the edge.While calling Philly citizens out for their early World Series parade plans, we were besieged by kind words like "HEY! &#%!FACE -- how can you say Philly...

Philly Riots: Phans Phreak for Early Phillies Parade Plans

When a regular city wins a championship, they celebrate. When Philadelphia wins one, they burn the city down. Philly Riots chronicles a city finally pushed over the edge.Google has this awesome laboratory thing (Trends) going on where they tell you what's hot and spicy in the internet world. Clocking in at number three...