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The Dugout: Dead Bear Jokes

FanHouse reported yesterday that Tampa Bay Rays rookie pitcher Wade Davis killed a bear with a crossbow during a hunting trip. This tops the year's only comparable story, wherein Sammy Sosa killed Frankenstein by stopping time with his pocket watch and whipping him to death. It's funny, when superstar players are brought...

The Dugout: Homophobic Slurz!

This is the same face I use when somebody screams out a homophobic slur in public. Okay, maybe not when they say the actual slur, but shortly thereafter when they are getting all indignant about it. For example, I don't care when Enimem says the f-word (no, not that one, the meaner one), but I get pretty bothered when he...

The Dugout: Oakland Athletics Spring Training 2010

The AL West continues to prove itself a bizarre and uninhabitable place as the Dugout's 2010 Spring Training event skips Oakland completely and heads straight into Hollywood. Billy Beane and the book "Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Game, or How I Learned to Stop Working Out and Love the Balm" are being made into a...

The Dugout: Milwaukee Brewers Spring Training 2010

The Dugout Spring Training 2010 event continues with the NL Central's Milwaukee Brewers, famous for Robin Yount and for the Robin Yount-looking mascot with the playground slide. The Brewers recently fell victim to a premeditated attack based on the antiquated tough guy back-and-forth of golden age baseball, where...

The Dugout Supports Obesity

New York Yankees outfielder-slash-"some position" Curtis Granderson has joined "Wanna Play?" which is either a terrible inner city improv group or the new White House Anti-Obesity Campaign. The organization hopes to curb that horrible thing where you become Facebook friends with your niece or teenage cousin and find out...