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'Onion' Reveals Best NASCAR Strategy
Mar 28th 2009 – 4:18PM
The Onion -- "America's Finest News Source" -- may have finally discovered Kyle Busch's secret to all-out NASCAR domination: [click to play]Who would've thought that something as simple as "Drive Fast" was the key?Now before you get too riled up about the video because of a perceived diss on NASCAR racing as a whole,...
NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy
Jul 31st 2007 – 11:39AM
In many sports, we hear from the coaches on a regular basis. In NASCAR, not so much, but that doesn't mean they're not working constantly and feverishly behind the scenes training drivers and strategizing how to win races.In a rare interview, this "Coach" explains to The Onion, that the key to winning in NASCAR is a...
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The Onion is an American news satire organization. It is an entertainment newspaper and a website featuring satirical articles reporting on international, national, and local news, in addition to a non-satirical entertainment section known as The A.V.
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