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The Dugout: Brooks Was Here

Brooks Conrad had a bad game. So bad, in fact, that he's morphed into some Godless amalgamation of Bill Buckner, Fred Merkle, and Shemp from the Three Stooges. According to current reports, Conrad made seventy-nine errors during the Braves/Giants playoff series and is responsible for every single Giants run and hit....

The Dugout Future Report: Kyle Farnsworth Ruins Playoffs

We're heading back to the good old days. Relief pitching Dugout favorite turned MLB journeyman Kyle Farnsworth has been sent back to the Atlanta Braves along with Rick Ankiel and cash, because if you're going to get Farnsworth on your team you might as well get some cash. Farnsworth is boasting a 3-0 record and an ERA...

The Dugout: Eating Hamburgers In a Post-Strasburg World

At this point, I'm just going to start tagging Stephen Strasburg in every Dugout whether I'm writing about him or not so people will read it. Are you aware that Strasburg is very good? If you weren't before, you are now, and you will be repeatedly aware until he has a bad game and the entire sports world initiates a...

The Dugout: Atlanta Braves Spring Training 2010

The National League comes to an end for the Dugout today as we wrap up the NL East with the Atlanta Braves. I've never been a fan of the Braves and Jon stopped doing Dugouts back in 1987, so we haven't had a strong Atlanta voice in the chats for a while. But even I don't think baseball is going to feel completely right...

The Dugout: Larry, Did You Know?

Before we get to what you'll need to know to enjoy tonight's Dugout, do me a favor and head on over to the Phillies fan forum and vote for my friend Amandah so she can be a 2010 Phillies ball girl. It takes 0.0005 seconds to vote. If you need more information as to why she's getting support from the Dugout, watch her...